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Reblogged from perpetualvelocity
Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.
The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.
Reblogged from sqoon
Reference is important for LEARNING. If you know you can’t seem to get something right, reference it.
You’re ability to recall how something works without the use of reference is what you’re trying to achieve. Don’t mistake this as saying “You always need reference.”
It doesn’t mean you suddenly stop drawing from imagination as a result. In fact, now you can do more thanks to have LEARNED from reference.
Reblogged from whackyscissors
this is defenitly my favorite post on tumblr
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFETIME
OH MY GOD WAIT THE DJ PLAYED THIS AT MY COUSINS WEDDING BY ACCIDENT DURING THE FIRST DANCE AND MY AUNT STARTED CRYING AND THEY COUULDNT SHUT IT OFF AND IT WAS JUST LIKE “covered booty, bare booty, sweaty booty, powder that booty”
what did I just listen to…
this is the theme song for tumblr
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!!